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Bestival Review: The Wombats, Daughter, Grimes, The Cure

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Picture by Elizabeth Isles

Picture by Elizabeth Isles

Bestival is pretty cool.

Compared to fellow contemporaries Turf and Field Trip, Bestival bathes in bright colours, gets it’s freak on and just dares you to not get immersed in all the beautiful and strange that takes place at the festival. There’s an inflatable church, there’s a weird device with all the drums on it, there’s random DJ’s everywhere.

It makes it all really fun.

On top of all that, there is music, which is what I was there for. Obligations prevented me from attending day one, but I’m an old soul and the thought of seeing the Cure again was more than enough to drive me to Woodbine Park on a bright and sunny day.

But let’s start from the top.

The Wombats – The Wombats have always been one of those bands I’ve wanted to see, but never had a chance to – until now. Playing an early set on Sunday (They even noted that they were playing to a “cosy” crowd), the trio from Liverpool got those who listened dancing about with their anthemic pop tracks. One of the things I think Brit bands do best is just write songs that are perfect for music festivals and The Wombats are a perfect example of that. So many of their tracks are primped and primed for dancing, clapping and sing-alongs. Tracks like “Tokyo,” “Moving to New York” and “Jump into the Fog” all have that element to them. Set closer “Let’s Dance to Joy Division”  was an obvious highlight and had everyone nicely energized for the night to come. I was very sad they didn’t play “Kill the Director” though.

Daughter – An odd choice for Bestival, Daughter’s folk rock set didn’t seem like it would mesh well at a festival where people wore unicorn helmets and animal themed onesies but sometimes quality just flat out wins over. Elena Tonra and her band played the late afternoon set with the delicacy you expect from them, drawing most of their set from their excellent sophomore effort Not to Disappear. Despite not playing to the largest crowd, the band’s subtle arrangements and strong lyrics eventually had the crowd swooning to the trio. I’m sure the crowds appreciation of them would have gone up tenfold at last week’s Field Trip festival, but to win over a crowd at Bestival was a more impressive feat.

Grimes – Flanked by a group of dancers, Grimes’ electro pop stage show certainly hit the visual marks. I had some issues with the vocal work, as I thought it relied on backing tracks however, midway through the set Clare Boucher mentioned how she sounded like shit because of a cold which perhaps justified some of my concerns. Regardless of vocal work, Grimes show was an energetic burst which highlighted all the great tracks on her phenomenal 2015 album Art Angels. Much like that album, Grimes set was pretty irresistible. How can you not move to “Flesh without Blood” and “Kill V. Maim.”

Picture by Elisabeth Isles

Picture by Elisabeth Isles

The Cure – Another strange booking, but maybe one that we speculate would help drive sales of Bestival, The Cure closed Bestival with a bang. Despite being plagued with some early sound troubles and being clearly annoyed with the dance tent a mere few hundred metres away, Robert Smith and his crew delivered a two and a half hour set that would please all the Cure diehards and earn them a few new fans as well. This is the fourth time I’ve seen them, and I don’t think I’ll ever get sick of hearing them play the hits. When you can go from “Love Song” to “Just like Heaven” to “Lullaby,” what can you really do. It’s pretty damn magical. The closing encore trio of “Close to me,” “Why Can’t I Be You” and “Boys Don’t Cry” had all the oldies in the crowd saying fuck it to next day pains and dancing up a storm. When you can get old people dancing, you know you’ve done the right thing and The Cure always does the right thing.

All in all, I hope Bestival is here to stay. It dares to stand out and have fun, and we need more of that in life.

The Ultimate NXNE Preview

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Holy crap what the hell happened to NXNE?

A few years ago, it was raging, there were crazy sets on the Island, The National was playing Yonge and Dundas Square, Spiritualized was playing Massey, and amazing bands were playing all over the city. It was a vibrant festival that I really thought was going in the right direction. Yes! I thought, they are learning from SXSW!

A few years later, we are all struggling to make up what NXNE really is. This year saw major changes to the program. Gone are the all you can eat passes that made NXNE so appealing. Instead, we now have to deal with one time fees for each venue. Furthermore, there is a semi-festival playing at the Port lands, and the costs for them are even higher, but as NXNE loves to point out, it’s the lowest price of any Toronto festival. Coffee Time might have the cheapest coffee on my street, doesn’t mean it’s any good.

As a result, people are less excited about what I used to think was the premium music event in Toronto, and that is kind of sad.

Still, we at the Panic Manual are mostly optimists so here are some benefits for the new format

  • No more must see shows at Yonge-Dundas square: Personally, I hate going to YDS on the weekend. There’s too many crazy people and it’s too crowded. Luckily, I don’t have to go there now.
  • Portlands is out of my comfort zone: Sometimes it’s nice to do something you normally don’t do, it keeps life interesting. I normally don’t think about the Port lands, but now I have to consider it and maybe it’s a reasonable area and not a desolate, empty space that was cheap to rent. Maybe I’ll buy a condo there because I like it so much. You never know
  • Less thinking: With a smaller lineup, and the inability to jump from venue to venue without paying, it removes the need for complicated spreadsheets and configuring optimal nights. Choice paradox has been proven to be one of the new causes of mental distress among young people so now they won’t have that

Anyways, we are still sorta excited for NXNE because it still showcases some music. Here are some bands we are excited about.

Awa – The Israeli Haim sisters put on a fantastic, energetic show in Austin during SXSW and they are back again in Toronto. They have an unique sound and their harmonies and beats will have you dancing along in no time.

Nails – These Californian noisemakers have been getting a bit of buzz for their upcoming third album You Will Never Be One Of Us, which at 21 minutes is fairly short, yet still manages to clock in as their longest yet. So expect something hard hitting at their show at the Hard Luck – they don’t call it powerviolence for nothing.

TUNS – With members of Sloan, The Super Friendz and The Inbreds, these guys are basically the all star team of ’90s Halifax Pop Explosion power pop.

Big Ups – Brooklyn post-punk that brings to mind Slint and Fugazi.

Ghostface Wu Tang member always brings his A game, and also with BBNG in town, they might put on a collaboration show and blow it all up.

Shamir: Dance the night away with Shamir as he brings his A+ dance game to town after a wildly successful sold out show at the Mod Club earlier this year or sometime last year.

Father John Misty – This guy comes to Toronto so much I get the feeling he has an illegitimate kid here or something. Either way, he does his thing and you will probably swoon to it. Even if you don’t, this show will be packed.

Partner – A band full of fun lyrics and clever stage banter, I saw them at CMW and came away impressed.

What are you excited for?
 

Primavera Sound Review: Suede, June 1, Parc Del Forum

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I can’t think of a better way to watch my favourite band than in a gorgeous outdoor setting in Barcelona on a warm summer night. Suede was to play not one, but two shows at Primavera Sound and the fans were extremely lucky that the first, free show was the greatest hits version of their show. This was the main reason behind my trip to Primavera and yes, it was totally awesome. What can you say? I feel blessed I’ve been able to see my favourite band three times now in my lifetime. Ask me this in 2005 and I would have laughed a very sad laughter.

It’s hard to believe over twenty years after they first arrived on the scene, the band is still at the top of their game. My guess is that they are less chemically dependent now and thus, a lot sharper then they used to be. Brett is still the Brett Anderson, swiveling his hips, dancing up a storm and driving the crowd wild while still sounding quite good on the mic. No one will ever forget Bernard, but Fat Richard is and has been Suede’s guitarist now for twenty years so he’s got the chops and fury down on the ax.

Here is a quick song by song breakdown of their show

Introducing the Band
A good track to start off your set, especially since this was a free show and I doubt many people really knew them.

Outsiders
A strong song from their new album, but knowing that they were playing Night Thoughts in it’s entirety the next day, I couldn’t help but feel a bit disappointed this took the place of another song that I’ve never heard before live, like “Europe is Our Playground or “Dark Star or something

Killing of a Flashboy
Everyone’s favourite b-side, the distinctive drums that starts this song got people dancing and that dancing pretty much never stopped after that. This is such a sleazy, awesome rock song. How was this not a single, I’ll never know. A classic song with a lot of “Oh oh oh oh oh” moments you can sing along too and boy, did we sing.

Trash
Trash is awesome. It’s a dance party, everyone in the crowd is losing it cause we’re traaaaaaaash you and me.

Filmstar
Another singalong. I’m not the biggest fan of this track but it’s hard not to sing along to it.

Animal Nitrate
The first entry from their debut album, if Trash was a 9/10 on the fan going crazy scale, this was probably a 11. Note: As you can tell by the picture, I was close, for all I know they could have been twiddling their thumbs from the back of the park, but I don’t care those people don’t count. There’s nothing like shouting “In your broken home / he broke all your bones / now you’re taking it time after time” at the top of your lungs. Poor Justine, Justine Frischmann, of Elastica.

You know, if Suede was super popular today and they released their self titled album now, the fans would go crazy studying those lyrics. Was it about Blur? Was it about Elastica? Those lyrics make “Becky with the good hair” sound like child’s play.

We Are the Pigs
One of my top ten songs. This song was probably a 13/10 for me on the excitement scale. I really wish they had a child choir come out and do the ending part, but we can all dream.

Sometimes I Feel I’ll Float Away
The lone track from Bloodsports, which was a good album but not one I would put on a ninety minute set. Brett did sound quite good here.

Everything Will Flow
Everytime a Head Music track gets played live, I am pleasantly surprised. This album was pretty good, but came out at a bad time. I do wish they’d play “He’s Gone once in a while, that’s a fantastic song.

The Drowners
Damn right, the opening drums, the guitars. Slow down, slow down..you’re taking me ovvvvvvah. A 12.33 (repeating 3) out of 10 my excitement scale

Still Life
I cried a little bit inside when I realized this was going to get played. A gorgeous song that I missed hearing in England when I went there to see them in 2010. This was a lighter in the air moment, but I didn’t have a lighter. There was no orchestra sadly, but if that had happened I would have just boarded a plane and flown home because nothing else would have topped that on this vacation. This was probably a 14.5 out of 10 on my excitement scale.

For the Strangers
I wonder if there’s a bunch of 20 something year old fans who just discovered Suede at Bloodsports. This might have been their favourite Suede song. Kids these days.

So Young, Metal Mickey
These are classics.

Beautiful Ones
Suede’s anthem. The singalong is so easy and hard at the same time, we all did the lalalala part and it was fantastic. A perfect 10/10 on my excitement scale.

Encore:
She’s in Fashion
An acoustic version of “She’s in Fashion,” one of their most summery songs. At this point I realized I might not hear “The Wild Ones or “Europe is Our Playground.” Will I ever hear “Europe is Our Playground live? Cue existential crisis.

New Generation
A fitting end to the show. “New Generation is an absolutely amazing song. It has four choruses. Most bands struggle to find one hook in a song, this track if you pay attention has FOUR massive hooks.

That was that, a totally unbiased review. This was my favorite part of Primavera. Come to North America please, I can’t afford all these European trips.

The Concert Ticket Price Formula

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As a frequent concert goer, you are often faced with a crippling dilemma – should I go see band x?

Obviously there are many factors that you will rely on to make this decision but for the sake of this article we will look at just one – price.

It’s an age old question that has been facing humans throughout the ages – just exactly how much is this entertainment worth? At what price point will all the parties involved in the transaction be satisfied?

Today we will try to come up with a formula for you to apply to help you determine whether the band you want to see is worth it.

Step 1: Base price
Let’s start off with the base price – this is the general range of a band given its relative stature on the band hierarchy, this is from the newly formed band to Beyoncé. For arguments sake let’s slot them

$5 – Your friends band or friends of your friends band, or your friends promoting a show. Either way it involves someone you know

$10 – A band that has an EP or a debut album out and maybe has a bit of buzz whether it be local or regional.

$15 – This band has a song or two you recognize and there is some general excitement.

$20 – This band has hits, whether it be an album or some singles. They are popular but not in a mainstream kind of way. OR this used to be a $30 dollar band but they released a shitty album and are now trying to recover from it.

$25-30 – This is a band on the cusp of being mainstream popular, maybe they are a CBC radio band. this could also be a band that’s popular overseas but have yet to crack over here. Finally, this could also be a nostalgic act that previously had a hit or two and are cashing in on the fact that their fan base is old enough to afford tickets

From this point on, it’s all big acts so let’s skip those.

Below are the factors that might either decrease or increase the amount you would pay:

Step 2. Venue and location
Let’s not kid ourselves, where a show is place and its address plays a big part in your decision. A small intimate venue like the Dakota will definitely raise the price whereas putting a show at the Docks would be like attaching an STD to the ticket. Consulting our group of experts we have come up with the following values for Toronto:

+20% – Massey Hall, Carlu (premier classy concert venue), Dakota (if band is big)
+10% – Lees Palace, Horseshoe Tavern (popular mid sized place)
No Change – Mod Club, Danforth (basically indifferent venues)
-10% – ACC (arenas, often unavoidable),Hoxton (douchy clubs with poor sight lines)
-80% The Docks (hard to reach, generally hated venues)

Bonus: -2% for any venue with bathroom attendants

Step 3 – Locality – how close a venue is also factors in to the cost people are willing to pay. Distance is a bad measurement because of the many types of transportation available so we will go by commute times

+10% – 10 minutes or less
+5% -20 min or less
0 half hour commute
-5% – 40 minute commute
-10% everything else

Step 4 – Band visitation frequency
How often does the band play?

+50% – Reunion! (10+ years)
+30% – Reunion! (5+ years)
+20% – Tours rarely
+15% – Tour around every 3 years
0 – every year
-10% – twice a year / frequently
-20% – plays all the time

Bonus: 5% if an important band member has recently rejoined the band

Step 5 – Show Bonuses
These are just bonuses that apply depending on material

+ 20% – Classic album or greatest hits
+ 10% – Homecoming show (chance of special guest)
+/- % – Acoustic show (depending how you feel)
0 – Normal Set List
-10% – Nostalgic band with new material
-20% – Nostalgic band where Axl Rose or an American Idol replaces your lead singer

Step 6 – Day of Week Penalty
Applies to only people with jobs or who are old or who act old (you know who you are)

-20% – Sunday, Monday (let’s face it, these are not ideal show dates)
-5% – Tuesday (The idea of staying out late is more appealing)
5% – Wednesday (I like Wednesday shows because it activates your weekend mode a day early)
0 – Thursday/Friday/Saturday

There’s probably more factors, but this article is already too long. So let’s test this out!

1. Parquet Courts @ Phoenix
Base Price: 20$ (they have a few good songs and a good album)
Location: -10% at Phoenix
Locality: 0 (reasonable distance)
Frequency: -10%
Show Bonus: 0 (normal show)
Day Penalty: 0
My price: 20$ -20% = $16
List price: 22$

2. Vaccines @ Mod Club
Base Price: $25 (Kinda popular band overseas, has a few hits)
Location: 0 (Mod Club)
Locality: 5% (20 minutes or less)
Frequency: 0 (Seems to come every year)
Show Bonus: 0
Day Penalty: 0
My Price: 25 + 5% = ~27$
Actual Price: $30.50

3. Collective Soul @ Phoenix
Base Price: $30 (Nostalgic act)
Location: -10%
Locality: 0
Frequency: +30% (haven’t been around in ~5 years)
Show Bonus: -10% (old band with new material)
Day Penalty: 0
My Price: $30 +10% = $33
Actual Price: 40$

In conclusion, this thing is kinda accurate? What says you?
What other factors are there?