Baltimore – From that little surrealist title comes the mental image, as if Magritte painted the following picture…

Well, advertising and ratings excluded. I feel a little sorry for Brit Marling, but there’s no helping it. As soon as I decided on these two topics I couldn’t resist the urge, and so took full artistic license since no one gives a blue crab about my rantings anyway. Let’s start with the movie. Another Earth is the love child of an odd pairing between an imaginative sci-fi circumstance and the makings of a great tragedy. But it becomes neither a serious science fiction that addresses our morality facing the improbable, nor a tear-jerker that laments the frailty of our being. But it is, oddly, not a wasted, art house film at all. Putting aside the disregard to gravitational forces that would have left the apple permanently buoyant in Son of man, Another Earth explores how we can be unsettled by the simplest things, even (or in this case, especially) ourselves.
The story starts directly. Rhoda (Marling’s character) is a reckless prodigy in astrophysics who was to attend a prestigious university at the age of 17. On the way home one night, she took her eyes off the road and toward the stars, looking for another Earth that is said to have come within viewing distance and closing in fast. When all of the physics (people flying, glass shattering, metals deforming, etc) was finished, she had killed everyone else in college professor John Burroughs’ (played by William Mapother) car: his young son and his pregnant wife. 4 years on, as the other Earth moves into our Earth’s orbit (you can imagine what havoc that will cause without a PhD in astrophysics…), a totally broken Rhoda is released from prison. Still ashamed of what she did, she took a janitorial job at a local high school – washing away her sins, as it were. This becomes more literal when she found out where John Burroughs lives. Determined to mend whatever pieces of his life that were left, she started to clean his house, too. And predictably, Rhoda falls in love with John as he is slowly rehabilitated. But this is where Another Earth diverges from other drama. What would normally lead to a boring ending of betrayal or revenge, is given a fresh option via the mirrored Earth. Is the grass really greener on the other side? Instead of backtracking in time, Another Earth tempts us with the answer that “yes, there might be another you who has been doing everything differently”, and then post the question: “are you happier knowing that, somewhere out there, your mistakes never happened”? It’s all very self-revolving, but the film never shoves philosophical questions down your throat. As this film would have you know (at least I think it did) – you did that to yourself. We are meant to guess at the meaning of the ending, and we are also meant to dwell on what we would do in her place. I thought Marling and Mapother both did a good job of portraying insipid characters who slowly recover their former selves. There are few antics, and the camera somehow translates that depression well – perhaps by mimicking the sight-lines of a drunkard? It sure looks like a hand-held video journal at times. Overall, I find Another Earth to be an enjoyable film. Sure, there are scientific problems that should have been sidestepped, and the mirrored Earth scenario seems unrelated, if not contrived, at times. But like any thought experiment, it is non-the-less useful if you arrive at a solid conclusion.


Speaking of shoving things down throats – let’s do an unboxing for blue crabs. This is how I was taught to unbox crabs this past Friday.
While(still hungry){
1. Take a butter knife (plastic will do). Pick open the wish-bone looking thing on the underside of a male crab.
2. Use 1. as a leverage or opening to pry the crab apart. The top of the crab should be open, exposing yellow goo, twisty intestines and other stuff.
3. If Asian, eat the yellow goo plus innards. If not, discard.
4. If lucky enough, the meat in the body would be in chunks with the legs still connected. Discard the legs but save the claws by twisting. Also pry the body in two.
5. If Asian, sink your face into the crab and spit out the tougher cartilage. If not, carefully pick out meat for consumption.
6. If Asian or barbaric, use your premolars to crack the claws. If not, use the wooden mallet to shatter them. Extract juicy meat.
7. Pick next victim.
}
Captain Chris’ Crab Shack is nearly off in the boondocks in Northeast Maryland, in a town creatively named North East. On a patch of land that would normally support a bungalow, there stand a dozen beach umbrellas and benches. And it is also full of sand, likely shipped in from Turkey Point, where there is a registered historic light house. From experiences so far, good food equals shacks. While there aren’t snow crabs, $15 all-you-can-eat blue crabs and corn is quite honestly a federal offense. On this first try, I demolished 20 crabs. Mmmmmm. And with old-bay spice. While they seem rather sedentary, the dead crab can seriously make cuts and scrapes in your fingers as you work through the carapaces… which is why I now have a salt-marinated thumb. Couple the feast with the blazing sun and $2 beer, we have an instant winner for low-brow food. Would I go back? Sure. If I have a car. Would I recommend it? Certainly, if your food must come with an expedition to rural America.
