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Burger Review: Brisket Cheese Burger, Carbon Bar

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Welcome to part 5 of the burger series. I can’t believe we actually made it to 5. I’d like to thank the academy. As a reminder, this is a series based on a top 10 list of burgers published in Toronto Life. The journey thus far has been an emotional roller coaster, from the emotional low of the thing that Doomies calls a burger to the redemptive high of tasting a good burger at the Wickson Social. I’m excited to see what’s next and am fully preparing myself for the ups and downs along the way.

Just a reminder, the control burger in this experiment is the Skyline burger (that is the middle of the pack) with the upper range being Casino El Camino’s Amarillo burger from Austin, Texas.

Our fifth burger takes place in a foreign far away land – Queen East to try out the Carbon Bar’s Brisket Cheese Burger.

The Burger
Brisket Cheese Burger – brioche bun, sliced beef brisket, American cheese, charred & pickled chili peppers, burnt onion aioli, fries. $22!!!!!

Before we venture on… 22 dollars for a burger! In what world is a burger $22? Forget the avocado toast, this burger is why I don’t have a home.

The Verdict
Last time, I quoted Primal Scream to give an overview of the burger, and so this time I will do the same. Here are the lyrics:

Too much of something is bad enough
Too much of nothing is just as tough

Yeah, that’s the Spice Girls, whatever. But wiser words regarding food have never been spoken. This is ultimately a decision every cook has to make when putting together a burger. What do you put in, exactly? If you put in too little, then perhaps the burger lacks that spark, you put in too much, and well, you get what happened with the brisket burger.

Let’s take a look at the items on the burger
– brioche bun
– sliced beef brisket
– American cheese
– charred & pickled chili peppers
– lettuce
– burnt onion aioli

Does anything stand out? Sliced beef brisket
Don’t get me wrong, brisket is awesome. It’s the one thing I look forward to when I go to Texas. It’s arguably one of the best meats you can eat. Franklin BBQ is world famous because basically they have the best brisket in the world.

The downside of this is that brisket has it’s own taste. It’s what makes brisket special – the smokey, peppery taste you get when you take a bite combined with the simultaneous action of the fat melting in your mouth is one the most pleasant eating experiences you can get. It’s a strong flavor.

Too strong.

The brisket in the burger overwhelmed the patty to the point I still don’t know what the patty tastes like. Every bite of the burger where you get brisket, it completely overwhelms and you feel like you are just eating a brisket sandwich. It kind of goes against the whole burger vibe. When I want a burger, I want a burger. It’s why the burger was disappointing because I had my mind set on something, and got something else.

Complements
On a positive note, this burger had the best lettuce we’ve had in a burger and I enjoyed the pickled chili peppers as it added a nice heat to the flavor. In a weird way, this burger was designed to actually not taste like your classic American burger and something else entirely.

Handfeel
The burger felt like a burger in my hand, the brioche bun held up and felt like a burger. However, fellow burger enthusiast Sarah had a completely different experience. Perhaps we had difference slices of brisket, or perhaps her patty was formed from fattier meats, but her burger disintegrated from the grease. We had two very different burger eating experiences from a touch perspective.

Overall
The idea was good, but perhaps the execution was not. The Carbon Bar is known more for their bbq-centric menu items than their burgers, so I can see why they would want to slip in a brisket to their burger (and also allowing them to jack up the price). However, the brisket’s taste completely overwhelmed the burger and combined with the inconsistency we experienced within our two burgers, I can conclude that we were disappointed with the offering.

Still, the Carbon Bar has a beautiful interior and we had really good cauliflower as an appetizer. The octopus also looked fantastic so it is most likely that we just tried to fit a square peg in a round hole with our burger ordering decision here. I’d be curious to see what their other items taste like.

Here was Sarah’s take on the burger:
This was definitely the most inconsistent burger of the burgers we’ve eaten so far. Mine was also dripping in grease, which was a negative. Ricky’s, on the other hand, seemed like it was just right. You win some, you lose some. There were moments where I bit into it and enjoyed the burger, but mostly I was hoping it would all be over soon. The fries were also not great, but I will return one day to try the octopus

Inconsistent!
greasy

Burger Scale

Amarillo Burger, Casino El Camino – 10$ USD
The Burger, Wickson Social – 19$
Prime Beef Double Cheeseburger, Museum Tavern – 19$
Skyline Burger, Skyline Diner – 14$
Brisket Cheese Burger, Carbon Bar – 22$
Game Burger, Antler – 18$
Vegan Mac Daddy, Doomies – 16$

Field Trip 2017 Preview: The Bands We Are Most Excited To See

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Summer usually means one thing: music festivals. This year is a bit different because a few notable festivals (Bestival, TURF, Riot Fest) decided to stop operating and so everyone started writing think pieces about the death of music.

Have no fear, Toronto’s favorite record label still runs strong and with new records by their most prominent acts coming out there was no way Field Trip would have been cancelled (we’ll see for 2018). Taking place once again at Fort York, Field Trip promises to be a fun weekend of good music, truck food and covfefe

So this year, two of us at the Panic Manual are covering the event. It only made sense for me and our exalted photographer Elisabeth Isles (from Devonshire, England) to collaborate on who we are most excited to see.

Broken Social Scene

Ricky says
A quintessential Toronto group by now, BSS is back after a long layoff with a new album. You know it’s very Toronto to see BSS in Toronto and frankly I’ve never seen them live except for a few fleeting minutes at SXSW. So for me it’s a Toronto bucket list thing. Yet for many it will be a cathartic experience as to journey through a BSS set list is to journey through memories in Toronto, one song at a time. I’m sure everyone is wondering how good new LP Hug of Thunder might be, but personally, I’m wondering if they will be filming to sequel to their movie from earlier this decade:

tmib

How excited would you be for that? Probably not, but one can only hope.

Elisabeth (from Devonshire, England) Says
With all due respect, the only way I ever really enjoy Kevin Drew is in small doses. Thankfully he is only 1/12 of Broken Social Scene.

Feist

Ricky says
Another Arts and Craft artist back after a long layoff, it’s almost like they need money or something. With new album Pleasures in tow, Feist is perfect for the early evening set as her gently sultry voice is the perfect vehicle to carry us into the night. I have personally not seen Feist since 2003 or 2004, back when what is now CB2 was still a concert venue. She’s put out a few records since then, I think some of them are okay.

You know what would make this awesome? If Jarvis Cocker showed up for their song Century as the last song of the set. And then the stage goes dark, and then suddenly, I feel goosebumps all over as a realize that Field Trip’s secret set is none other then PULP! An excited crowd gathers, as we look at the stage, something like this happens

Oh my god, how awesome would that be! Make it happen Kevin Drew.

Did I just write Field Trip fan fiction? yes.

Phoenix

Elisabeth (from Devonshire, England) says
I feel like Phoenix is destined to forever headline smaller festivals and I am okay with this because they play their shows like they’re the biggest band on earth

Badbadnotgood

Ricky says
An underrated feature of Field Trip is how earth friendly it is. Half the bands are local and as such we don’t have a high carbon tax from having to fly bands in, except for Phoenix. Those French fuckers. A great local band is Badbadnotgood, who exist in a musical space that is exclusively theirs and as such have been able to collaborate with such high profile acts as Ghostface Killah. Their album last year built on their existing popularity and they always put on live shows so this set will be very good. Will Kaytranada show up? Tune in and find out.

Portugal The Man

Ricky says
It’s only fitting I see Portugal The Man, before I see Portugal the country (in July). The American band has quite a following and will be touring for a new record for the first time in four years. This seems to be a theme. Anyways, check out this org chart someone made on wiki, the conglomerate I work for doesn’t even have this much detail.

Cloud Nothings

Elisabeth (from Devonshire, England) says
They’re a cool band, or at least that’s what all my cool friends tell me.

Ricky says
As a Raptors fan, I like nothing from Cleveland

LP

Elisabeth (from Devonshire, England) says
I am genuinely excited for LP. That voice is amazing. Listen to this live video of “Lost On You” and tell me I’m wrong

Thundercat

Ricky says
thundercat

How can you not want to see a show with a dude dressed like that. Known more for his collaborations with Kendrick Lamar and Flying Lotus, Thundercat is playing out the show on solo and it looks like it’ll be a fantastic time. Also, if he were to show up in a random alleyway and tell me that I’m actually an alien prince and I need to return to my home planet to regain my throne from a group of squidlike aliens, I would probably believe him.

Elisabeth (from Devonshire, England) says
Take a shot every time you see someone do air sax

Pharcyde

Elisabeth (from Devonshire, England) saysI saw them at NXNE and people really like them! That’s a fact!

Those are the acts we are excited to see! Who are you excited to see?

Song of the Day: Stefflon Don – 16 Shots

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Stefflon Don is an East Londoner who was on BBC’s Sound of 2017 and she makes tracks that take me back to those days when I used to go to clubs and spend money on rum and coke for some reason.

I feel like Sean Paul should make an appearance on this tune but he doesn’t, but this track is still pretty fly. Do kids say that still? Maybe I say its on fleek? who knows.

According to PR emails, Stefflon Don is working on her debut mixtape. I guess that’s a thing now.

High Society Event Review: Prism Award 2017, Tiff Lightbox

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The summer never really starts until the Prism Prize has been awarded. Now in it’s fifth year, the Prism Prize has clearly established itself as the most important award in the Canadian music video industry and one that is easily more respected then say, the MMVA’s. Consisting of over or exactly 100 jurors, all the Canadian music videos go through a rigorous screening and voting process to get down to the final ten. For your pleasure, the final ten in the 2017 were:

– A Tribe Called Red feat. Black Bear, “Stadium Pow Wow” (director Kevan Funk)
– Andy Shauf, “The Magician” (director Winston Hacking)
– BadBadNotGood feat. Kaytranada, “Lavender” (director Fantavious Fritz)
– Grimes, “Kill v. Maim” (directors Claire Boucher and Mac Boucher)
– Harrison feat. Clairmont the Second, “It’s Okay, I Promise” (director Scott Cudmore)
– July Talk, “Picturing Love” (director Jared Raab)
– Kaytranada, “Lite Spots” (director Martin C. Pariseau)
– PUP, “DVP” (director Jeremy Schaulin-Rioux)
– PUP, “Sleep in the Heat” (director Jeremy Schaulin-Rioux)
– Wintersleep, “Amerika” (director Scott Cudmore)

So it is with this list of nominees that we all gathered at the Tiff Lightbox on a warmish Sunday night to award one winner.

The event was hosted by Aisha Brown who was absolutely hilarious and the awards show consisted of various other awards handed out interrupted by the screening of nominated videos. I really appreciated the amateur hour operation of this award show, as it made for a loose and fun vibe. It was also refreshing to see good non-rehearsed victory speech that were so short that the person accepting the award felt the need to tack on an additional 30 seconds saying how important the Prism award is. It all made for a fun event.

As you can see, Kaytranada won but here are my rankings.

10. Grimes, “Kill v. Maim” (directors Claire Boucher and Mac Boucher)
This Mad Max influenced video was filled with quick cuts and didn’t really stand out in anyway. If anything, the Mad Max influence made the video feel dated. This video could have been nominated for costume and design, but it was pretty much a mess of quick cuts, weird looking costumes and random dances. Not very impressed.

9. Andy Shauf, “The Magician” (director Winston Hacking)
For the 2nd time in three years, I question how this “audience voted” award works as this video was the one the peasants deemed most pleasant. For me, this video was not much more then a series of artsy shapes and visuals put together in a random sequence. If I’m missing something, then shame on me but really, it’s a music video and I shouldn’t have to think too hard about it. The video didn’t necessary capture the essence of the song or did it enhance it in anyway. I suppose there were probably a lot of people from Saskatchewan voting for it, either that or an arts and craft club took a look at it and started a viral campaign.

8. A Tribe Called Red feat. Black Bear, “Stadium Pow Wow” (director Kevan Funk)
It’s pretty hard to do videos for electronic music, and while the collection of shots of Native Canadians doing their thing was nice, this video’s struck me as something a ministry of tourism would have made instead of an actual music video for the song.

7. Wintersleep, “Amerika” (director Scott Cudmore)
A very pretty video absolutely ruined by a Donald Trump audio clip at the end. Pretty much everyone is sick of hearing this guy talk, no need to have to hear it every time you think about the song. An end of world theme was nice, but didn’t really have the conclusion it deserved.

6. July Talk, “Picturing Love” (director Jared Raab)
I learned two things during this video. One – I learned what July Talk looks like and two, I learned what July Talk sounds like. The video is creatively shot (maybe with some David Fincher inspiration) and told a story of some sort. It reminded me of the 90’s Edgefest rock kind of videos, but perhaps that was more the music then the audio. Either way, it pairs pretty well, like a fine wine and a tenderloin.

5. Harrison feat. Clairmont the Second, “It’s Okay, I Promise”
A very creative video that at times felt a bit disjointed, nevertheless, this video was well done and probably caters to film makers as much as it does with the audience with it’s multi-camera one shot setups. When I watched this video i was questioning whether or not I was watching a music video or an art film. That’s a good sign.

4. BadBadNotGood feat. Kaytranada, “Lavender” (director Fantavious Fritz)
A clever and cute video about Dungeons and Dragons. The video was funny and creative and thoroughly enjoyable. Normally this could have been a winner, but the next three were just better. This is kind of like how someone like Dame Lillard feels in the NBA. Very good point guard and otherwise an allstar, but then there’s Steph Curry, Russ Westbrook and James Harden. Tough luck.

3. PUP, “Sleep in the Heat”
It almost pains me to put this third. A sequel to Pup’s excellent video Guilt Trip, this video once again follows the trials of a young band (maybe Pup?) as they live out the rock and roll life, only this time they adopt a four legged furry friend. The video tells a complete story that will tug at your heart strings and does it all within three minutes. Excellent music video making here. It also stars the kid from Stranger Things. I really hope the third part of this Pup music video series shows the parents of the kid in Stranger Things adopting this kid.

Fellow music video enthusiast Sarah says:
“I am not surprised people didn’t vote for a video about a dog dying. If that video was about a dog being happy and alive and a successful independent business owner, Pup would definitely have walked away with the prize because people love a good success story. They should keep that in mind for the third video.”

2. Kaytranada, “Lite Spots” (director Martin C. Pariseau)
This video won the Prism prize and it’s a great video, featuring Kaytranada, a robot and absolutely gorgeous shots of a sunny Los Angeles. Kaytranada’s had an excellent 12 months and this award caps off an awards season that also saw him win the Polaris. There is nothing wrong with this video, and the cute animations on the robot will make you smile. Kind of similar in tone to Blur’s Coffee and TV in that an inanimate object that comes to life becomes the heart of the video.

1. PUP, “DVP” (director Jeremy Schaulin-Rioux)
As a person who grew up in the 90s playing video games, I could not deny the absolute joy I had trying to identify all the games featured in this Pup video. Therefore, it is my favorite.

What was your favorite?