Are you a connoisseur of porn? Do you have arguments about which period of a porn star’s career was their most artistically rewarding? Are you able to recognize the cinematographic variations between the oeuvres of different porn directors? What are your thoughts on the XXX Parody of Scrubs? What does it really mean to lay claim to the title of connoisseur of porn? Well, in the case of Toronto noise rock band Connoisseurs Of Porn, it simply means no one else had taken the name first. It may also mean that they really enjoy porn, I can personally neither confirm nor deny that. What i can tell you is that these guys make a furious bit of noise that’s influenced by the likes of Captain Beefheart, Sonic Youth, and The Jesus Lizard. Listen to their song, Re-gifted Fruit, while watching some porn. Or don’t, I can’t tell you what to do.

Connoisseurs Of Porn play Sneaky Dee’s on June 16th @ 12:00