Out Of The Box Festival: The Hoa Hoa’s, Rival Boys, July 29, Toronto Underground Cinema

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Toronto – 3D.  It’s all the rage these days, what with 3D TVs and practically every big budget blockbuster being released in 3D.  So it stands to reason that somebody would take a stab at giving the people a 3D live concert experience. OK, fair enough, every concert already is 3D, but not every concert has 3D projections onstage with the bands.  That was what the people behind the Out Of The Box Festival were providing on this night at the Toronto Underground Cinema.  That, and popcorn.   

I arrived at the venue shortly before The Hoa Hoa’s took the stage.  I figured that their psychedelic, shoegazey sound would be a good fit for the 3D treatment, and it was.  If only there was more effort put into the 3D component.  Don’t get me wrong, the extra visual element added something to the experience, but the fact that for most of their set, a screen saying “menu” was up there, along with repetition of the same basic images, I found it to be somewhat lacking.  Perhaps they were allocating certain images to certain bands so as to avoid repetition throughout the night, (I do believe that Rival Boys, who followed The Hoa Hoa’s, had comepletely different stuff on screen during their set) but it still seemed as if somebody just hit play on the DVD and then didn’t really tend to it for the rest of their set.

It was mainly about the music though, and as I said, The Hoa Hoa’s played a great set, previewing some songs from their new EP along with a few oldies.  They also made good use of a keyboard for several songs, something singer/guitarist Lee Brochu stated was a pretty rare occurrence.  I’ve got to say, the keyboard really adds a lot to their live sound.  Hopefully, they’ll make more use of it in the future.  Of course, that may be a bit of a moot point, since this was one of the last shows they’ll be playing around Toronto for awhile while the band takes an extended break.

Vinyl Richie by The Hoa Hoa’s

Cover song of the Day: Mayer Hawthorne – Don’t Turn the Lights On (Chromeo cover)

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Maxville – Los Angeles’s singer/songwriter/producer Mayer Hawthorne recently released a free EP consisting of covers, which could be found here. On this EP is a cover of one of my favorite Chromeo tracks, a stripped down lounge version of “Don’t Turn the Lights On.” This track does all the things a good interpretative cover should do, which is add elements of the current artist’s sound while retaining some essence of the original artist’s work. Check it out while drinking a rusty nail (I know its only 12:30, but it is Friday :p)

Song of the Day: Radiation City – The Color of Industry

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Maxville – All things Portland these days begin and end with the phrase “Put a bird on it” but Cameron Spies and Lizzy Ellison are going to make the bold attempt to change that. They are the founding members of the band Radiation City, a low fi sixties inspired pop band. Their debut album, The Hands That Take You is out on September 27th and this summery track is on it.

I always say* “summer time requires summer time music” and this track is a great example of that – jangly, lovely backing vocals and a toe tapping pace. Perfect for lounging around a swimming pool or preparing a salad from your garden. Check it out. No bird required.


*never

Financial Analysis of Barenaked Ladies’ If I had a Million Dollars

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Ottawa – Sometimes, you listen to something and wonder. I don’t know why but I queued up Barenaked Ladies’ If I had a Miillion Dollars this afternoon whilst working. As I listened to it, I started thinking. This song is about twenty years old, in a different economic age. Is it still realistic? Why did I think this? I don’t know. Maybe being in Ottawa this past week has put me into a more bureaucratic mindset. Let’s assume that the setting for this song is Toronto, since the band itself is from Toronto.

If I had a million dollars / (If I had a million dollars)

I’d buy you a house
The housing market is at a high these days, but still a million dollars is quite a lot of money. I am going to assume if you are going to tell someone you are buying them a house, you aren’t going to buy them some fix me up in some crappy neighborhood. So a few searches on MLS indicates that a decent sized house in a decent neighborhood will cost around 600k. (My mls search had A/C as a requisite)

Money left: 400k

Let’s say this house will probably need some papers done on it, and let’s face it..some minor renovations

Money left: 350k

I’d buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

You can’t have an empty house and you certainly aren’t going to IKEA to buy furniture after splashing down 600 thousand on your loved one.

I’ll just say that furniture for your house will most likely cost about 20,000. Including bed, bed frame, dressers, television, couches, outdoor furniture, chairs, desks, bbq’s, guest beds, cutlery, etc.

Money left: 330k

I’d buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile)

There’s no K car, but we’ll go with some random Chrysler sedan car for about 15K

Money left: 315k

If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

Let’s say the Diamond Ring costs about 5k

Money left: 310k

I’d build a tree fort in our yard

This actually cost nothing

I’d buy you a fur coat

Let’s say this red fox coat costs around two grand

Money left: 308k

Well, I’d buy you an exotic pet, (Yep, like a llama or an emu)

A quick look on some random pet site suggests you can purchase a pair of Emus for about 500 dollars. Add in startup costs of building a fence and then an enclosure, and probably permits and we’ll have this mark as a 3000 dollar purchase.

Money left: 303k

Well, I’d buy you a green dress, (But not a real green dress, that’s cruel)

Money left: 302k

Well, I’d buy you some art,(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

Original Picasso is expensive, this piece here is 65,000 dollars.

Money left: 237K

Well, I’d buy you a monkey, (Haven’t you always wanted a monkey)

According to Slate magazine:

Lemurs, tamarins, and marmosets run in the range of $1,500 to $2,500; rhesus macaques and baboons might cost $3,500; and spider monkeys tend to be around $6,000. Chimpanzees cost upward of $60,000, which is considerably more than you would pay even for a giraffe (around $45,000) and 20 or 30 times more than you’d lay out for a zebra or a lion cub.

You pretty much don’t want a chimp, since it can rip your face off quite easily, so let’s go for a pair of marmosets, who are rather cute.

Marmosets: 5k
Money left: 232k

A good sized Monkey cage + toys + permits will probably set you back a few thousand

Money left: 230k

That’s it! If you were to buy your love one a house, furniture, car, emu, monkey, fur coat and all of the other things, you would still have 230,000 left. Considering the yearly costs for the upkeep of all those things, you might not be rich after a year or two.

So if you have a million dollars and a fan of the Barenaked Ladies, be careful.