Movie Review: Bolt [2008, Disney]
Toronto – Everyone that knows me knows that I like animals – I watch OasisHD endlessly, I go to zoos, I eat meat, it’s all cos I like nature. So when the crappy Toronto Raptors decided to bring out their shitshow during the third quarter against the Mavericks yesterday, I decided that I had suffered enough sports depression for the day and wanted to watch something lighthearted and happy. I through my dvd catalog and found ‘Bolt‘ – A 2008 Disney (not Pixar) animated movie featuring the voices of John Travolta and Miley Cyrus. Since it had animals in it and seemed like a happy movie, I decided to watch the movie. Here is the review – in Haiku form
Standard Kids Movie
Like Truman Show but with dog
What You Would Expect
3/5
Strangely enough, I have yet to go to Toronto Zoo.
Heres a song by a band with an animal in the band name, to tie this allllllllll together.
They are also playing at Canadian Music Fest
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