So about four months ago, my boss approach some of us and was like “we would like you all to get certified. here are the exams you need to take to get certified. I expect you guys to get certified by April.” So in typical IT standards, I wrote my first exam today, about 3 months late. I probably won’t get completely certified til maybe June or July. Haha. Timelines..what are those?

I actually took some time last nite to go studying on the University of Toronto campus. I went to Robarts library or something, and I was pretty pumped. I haven’t done a good study session since University and it’s nice to see all these completely naive people talk about their futures. This library is huge, and it has got escalators. However, its too concreteky for me and looks like it can be some post apocalyptic stronghold in the future.

I just love how people ghetto it when they are studying, its like nothing matters except for the exam. no shaving, sweat pants, the whole deal..totally stressing. man, that shit just eats me up. even the girls are all doing the pony tail / sweat shirt deal. the third floor was full, so i went to the fourth floor. Apparently Robarts is a haven for mainlanders. I mean, these people were everywhere, I was surprised these people weren’t squatting around on some floor reading their books and spitting into little metal bowls. I half expected a congee stall between the periodicals section. Actually, that would have been nice.

Despite the fact that I was there studying, I still felt like a bit of a foreigner. I mean, I was older then most of these peeps, and I didn’t even go to this school, yet I am using their facilities. It was a bit strange to be sitting there with a pile of paper in front of me. After studying for about half an hour, i realized why I didn’t like studying… it’s boring.

It did bring me back to days when I used to study at U of A, theres this hallway in the MedSci Library that me and some people I know used to occupy entirely. I mean, every single desk stall was inhabited by one of us. I’d go some times to study,find a cubicle near an outlet, bring out the discman with the ac adapter and just listen to tunes all day..and read. occasionally, id visit other people and make pointless conversation like ‘oh, what are you studying for? hows it going? how many exams?’, then i’d forget what they said about 5 seconds later. Weird how that shit works.

About 90 minutes into my studying, I started craving Thai food. Then I realized that Flip, Toss, Thai was about two blocks away…then I spent the next half hour thinking about what I’d order, and whether I am actually making any progress studying. It’s amazing the things you can think of when you want to be distracted. I was like ..what should I order? when does it close? do i go to harbord fish and chips if its closed? do i swing up to bloor and do Japanese take out? do i do generation sushi or sushi on bloor? was that meal i used to get sushi matsu combo b? do i want lebanese food today? what if everything was closed? do i have food in my fridge? should i risk making mussels to eat before my exam? anyways, those were some things i thought about while studying.

basically, the moral of this post is that studying is hard, and boring. i passed my exam at least.

this was a pretty shitty post, so u can watch this clip now:

Toronto - Man, that was quite a show. As you may noted by my previous posts, I have been listening to the Klaxons for quite a while and I was a fan of theirs, and coming into the concert, I was expecting your typical Toronto crowd..quiet, subdued, too cool for school. You know the type. However, I was very very wrong.

Maybe by now you have heard that the press has labelled the Klaxons the leaders of nu-rave (a term they despise, and I don’t understand). Anyways, that means one thing..glowsticks and there were plenty of glowsticks that night. Before the show, I scanned the crowd, it seemed to be pretty normal crowd, I did a few people wearing their baseball caps sideways, which is always odd. I mean, how many shows have I been to where people wear their baseball hats sideways? Am I in Woodbridge? Missisauga? I didn’t know.

So the Klaxons came on around 10:20, and they were your typical indie act from England, skinny as hell, hair from the 80s, looking slightly drunk. Right away they launched into “The Bouncer”, a song off of their Xan Valleys EP. Not even something off their album. What happened next? the crowd went fucking nuts. Not the entire crowd, but everyone in front of me who were in the little middle area. I was freakin shocked. Like these people went NUTS. It was insane, maybe I am old but I was so glad I was just a few feet. It was an all out mosh pit, which I thought went extinct in the late 90s.

I’d have to say, the Klaxons were very smart with their playlist, they started off with a good rock song to get people going, and just in case you didn’t realize this show was gonna be a party, immediately after “The Bouncer” finished, the sirens started blaring and they launched into another rocker song - Atlantis to Interzone. Now I might not be a crazy music expert, but when sirens go off in a freakin song, you know its time to rock.

Basically, from that point on, the Klaxons had the floor. I mean, obviously people in the back, they are gonna just stand around but this was the first time I’ve seen a mosh pit sustained a good hour AND people were dancing on the sides. The show was awesome, despite some equipment problems. The crowd was crazy, and there was one dude who stage dove 3 times. Now this guy was clearly insane. The first dive was semi cautious, the second time he went a little higher and the third dive was clearly a suicide attempt. I mean the guy jumped on stage and jumped as high and as far as he possible could, and probably did a face plant into someone/the ground.

All in all, this was probably the best indie-rock act I have seen in a while and show wise, better then either Arctic Monkeys or Franz Ferdinand when they debut in Toronto. I’m not saying they’ll be as big as either of those bands, but they put on quite the show.

+ insane crowd
+ sirens
+ good set time (1 hour, no encore)
- picky bouncer wouldnt let my friend bring his camera in
- no swag

on that note, I can’t wait til these guys get some money and have a light show to go with their tunes.

rating: 4.5/5

So as I was reading my google reader feed, i come across some article about a dude who swam the Amazon.

dude who swam amazon

and i think the post i read was deadspin.com although i am too lazy to look it up, anyways, they pointed me to this species of animal that exists in the amazon.

Toothpick Fish

After reading the wikipedia thing on it, I am now never swimming in the Amazon.

Here is something about it, with great acting too, mind you.

theres a pretty good pun in the clip.

Not often, do I listen to an album a few times a day, but I downloaded this album earlier today and man. It is freaking amazing. Mark Ronson is a DJ/Producer and this is his reworking of many popular songs, and they really don’t sound much like the original. Either way, every song he does is quite good, and definately good for listening.

here are some songs he redid:

Coldplay - God Put A Smile Upon Your Face.mp3
Kaiser Chiefs - Oh My God.mp3
The Smiths - Stop Me if You Think You’ve Heard This One Before.mp3
Britney Spears - Toxic.mp3
The Zutons - Valerie.mp3
Maximo Park - Apply Some Pressure.mp3
The Jam - Pretty Green.mp3
Radiohead - Just.mp3
Ryan Adams - AMY.mp3
The Charlatans -The Only One I Know.mp3
Kasabian - L.S.F. (Lost Souls Forever).mp3

the cool thing is, he got new people to sing some of these songs, such as Robbie Williams singing only one i know, and ODB with Toxic. Anyways, this cd is sensational and if you can get your hands on it. Do it.

my space page.

Toronto - Before I ventured out into the night to see the band “Say Hi To Your Mom”, I definitely had some reservations about going to this show. Basically there were 3 factors that really had me not wanting to go.

1. Guitar Hero II
2. Rain
3. 15 Minute walk, including a trip to the cash machine (cash machinnnnnnnnnnne)

However, I decided that if I was just to sit at home, then the terrorists win. I couldn’t have that, so off I went to the show, which took place at Sneaky Dees. As I walked to the place, I cursed myself for not wearing proper footwear. By the time I had reached my bank, the inner sole of my right foot felt like a sponge. Damn you torrential rain. Anyways, my anger at my footwear was somewhat alleviated when my roommate Wade also swore about his shoes. I don’t know why I felt better, but I did.

Sneaky Dees was about 1/4 full when I got there, and all these assholes took all the seats in the place, leaving me to be leaning against the bar. Unfortunately, we arrived way too early, and caught the end of the opening act called “Your Band Sucks”. They were not good. 3.75 Steamwhistles were good, but I think I would have needed about two dozen bottles of beer to enjoy the next act, whose name escapes me (or I had it erased from my mind). They just sounded like feedback. The guy did have a flute on stage, but I don’t think it was used properly.

Say Hi To Your Mom came on about 11:15. To my surprise, it was the lead singer was the same guy who sold me some swag earlier. I guess it makes sense, as when I bought the shirt the dude looked me directly in the eye and said “Thanks man, I Really appreciate it.” He said it slowly and deliberately, trying to hammer the point home that he appreciate me buying the swag. I guess they aren’t doing that well financially. Its a good thing I didn’t tell him I downloaded all their cds on mp3s, so I didn’t have to buy it, allowed all my friends access to download this music so they don’t have to buy it either. I dunno how he woulda reacted.

By the time SHTYM came on, the place was about 1/3 full. Most of the people there were probably OCAD students or people with art degrees (or as I like to call them, people in the service industry..hahaha). Wade made a comment he was surprise that the goth contingent did not make its presence felt, as the most recent album by SHTYM was about vampires. That kinda thinks makes me wonder… do Goths eat Mexican food? Like, when goths gather around at some eatery, do they go ’so…raven, you want nachos?’. Interesting.

Anyways, the show was pretty good. It was a really short set, like 45 minutes or something. I was disappointed to see that same lead singer dude drink Coors beer. I guess that is what you have come to expect from Americans. You can take an American out of America, but you can’t take their crappy drinking preferences out of them.

Show 3/5 (pleasant while it lasted, but waaaaaaay too short)
Ticket cost: 5$