orignally there were plans for me and some peeps to meet up at a bar (where i went last year) to watch this. i dont really care about the show itself too much, but i won a dvd there last year and was kinda eager to defend my crown for picking award show winners, despite seeing maybe 5% of the actual movies.

however it was miserable outside, so i stayed in and kinda watched the show. my interest level dropped severely after the first hour and i was doing other things while randomly catching whats going on…

anyways.

Running Commentary:

8:30 - hmm nice ipod commercial. err, i mean opening segment. It was pretty well done i guess, since it wasn’t too boring. (my roommate says that means the editing was good)

8:35: - this is ellen degeneres not being funny..

8:41: - steve carell’s facial reaction was funnier then the whole monologue

8:42: - lame attempt to get the audience going, this is a-list actors and actresses, not middle aged suburban moms bored with their lives. they ain’t dancing to this junk.

8:56 - will ferrell sporting crazy jew fro. pretty funny segment

9:19 - jessica biel looks like she could beat me up. i thought the kid segment was pretty lame. the black kid had a hard time reading..pretty racist joke.

9:23 - no surprise with supporting, as much as i wanted wahlberg to win. i think this dude was in gross pointe blanke. they should ban index cards from the awards.

9:28 - those rogers home phone commercials with the dad are ridiculous. first of all, that kitchen is huge, second of all, theres a small lcd tv in the corner of his kitchen. this niggas rich. how am i sposda relate to some cheapass white dad who’s obviously rich. i can’t. so no rogers home phone.

9:32 - man if i ever need someone to write a nice contemporary song for people over 60, randy newman’s my guy. i think he writes all the songs that are on elevators and phones when you get put on hold.

9:34 - wtf, this is where less lazy people would change the channel. this is like a bad vh1 special. ooooooo engaging text in the background..that hasn’t been done since the van halen song..original.

9:40 - neutrogena must be losing a lot of money if KELLY PRESTON is their spokesperson. al gore looks like he’s put on a few pounds. glad to see he’s single handedly fighting gas emissions by eating as many animals as he can.

9:45 - nothing like a self congratulatory montage..who am i kidding, these montages are always awesome.

10:10 - this sherry chick speaks like a robot and does not blink.

10:38 - if u look up the word jealousy, you will see a picture of beyonce staring at jennifer hudson after she won the best supporting actress award. cate blanchett never seems to win these things.

11:10 - zzzzzzz. i found folding my laundry more interesting then the past 40 minutes, robert downey had the best line of the night, even if u could see it coming.

i havent really watched the show in the past hour, more like listenin to it as i do other things… unless it sounds interesting

11:50 - when they show a list of industry types who’ve died the past year, how come they don’t show animals. some movies could of never been made without animal actors..like lassie, or jaws.

11:58 - someone needs to stab this color commentary dude in the eye.

yah, chinese remakes win…score one for team china.