Accountants are sneaky. Our accountant here just handed me my payslip and in the process scared around a decade off my life. Like seriously, he was like five inches behind me and I had no idea. I had a near heart attack as he whispered my name in my ear. Partially because I was looking thru mp3s at the time and not doing what I was suppose to. But now I have learned…sneaky.

I should put in a mirror on the wall behind my monitor so I can tell if someone is coming from behind.